How badly do you need a wee right now?

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1 = not at all, 5 = cartoonishly crossing your legs and waddling to the loo

just been, my friend, just been

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Literally just been.

I voted and then went for a wee. Should i change my vote?

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Eldest is taking a bath and the only loo is in the bathroom. Some discomfort but I can wait.

I am confident that I could do a wee 95% of the time I was requested to do so

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how many wees have you wizzed today

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Last year when I was on holiday in LEGOLAND billund I was taking a nice relaxing shower.

Suddenly my wife unscrewed the door handle (she’s good at stuff like this) and shepherded my son in to the bathroom so he could take a shit.

Ruined my holiday.

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thinly veiled ‘my wife may be a burglar’ post

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Why didn’t she just knock on the door?

No poo chat

Does this include piss when shitting?

apparently she had been for 5 minutes.

Think I’d prob zoned out in my blissful solitude

why wouldn’t it?

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Why don’t you set up a Legoland Windsor meet. You could call it Legolads.

who with, my son?

I’ll text him right now.

Dunno, I’m not your fucking keeper

Yeah, I guess he could go.

Oh sorry, you mean with you? Sure, that would be good. Without the kids if poss.

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Approx wees per day (WPD)

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