how many wees have you wizzed today

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Last year when I was on holiday in LEGOLAND billund I was taking a nice relaxing shower.

Suddenly my wife unscrewed the door handle (she’s good at stuff like this) and shepherded my son in to the bathroom so he could take a shit.

Ruined my holiday.

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thinly veiled ‘my wife may be a burglar’ post

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Why didn’t she just knock on the door?

No poo chat

Does this include piss when shitting?

apparently she had been for 5 minutes.

Think I’d prob zoned out in my blissful solitude

why wouldn’t it?

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Why don’t you set up a Legoland Windsor meet. You could call it Legolads.

who with, my son?

I’ll text him right now.

Dunno, I’m not your fucking keeper

Yeah, I guess he could go.

Oh sorry, you mean with you? Sure, that would be good. Without the kids if poss.

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Can you buy me some mini figures when we leave?

hmm. Only if you choose the pieces wisely. Try and remember which minifigures you already have, because these ones are very expensive.

I was a 1 until this thread now I’m a 3 :neutral_face:

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just wazzed, not changing my vote tho

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other: pish / slash

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