How close is your nearest


#1

trampoline?

About forty feet for me, I reckon. I’m looking at one right now.


#2

I don’t know


#3

Best guess?


#4

300m


#5

You’re currently in second place.


#6

About 1.4 miles. If I was at home, about 15 metres.


#7

At home there is one in the garden that backs onto mine.


#8


#9

Other trampoline-related posts are welcome in this thread.


#10

You seem pretty confident that there aren’t any trampolines between your current location and your home. What’s your methodology?


#11

300ft

There’s a Flip Out place here, so there.


#12

I remember reading about someone getting their foot stuck in the side of a trampoline. Could’ve been someone famous or someone my Mum knows. I’ll do my best to remember by EOPT.


#13

I don’t own any


#14

Ever been?

If not, why not?


#15

Pretend we’re in glorious Corbyntopia and all trampolines are available depending on trampolining need, and you’re currently greatly in need of a trampolining (not a euphemism).


#16

There most probably are, but thought I’d go for what I know rather than speculate.


#17

I live 0.5 miles from this:

https://fountainpark.co.uk/attractions/gravity-trampoline-parks


#18

in that case… I can’t imagine you can go anywhere in central Cambridge without being within 200m of a trampoline. Colleges are probably stuffed full of 'em.


#19

Look, just answer the question please.


#20

No

I’m wary shocking people with all my fat bits wobbling and wibbling about MrBean.jpeg