How close is your nearest

trampoline?

About forty feet for me, I reckon. I’m looking at one right now.

I don’t know

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Best guess?

300m

You’re currently in second place.

About 1.4 miles. If I was at home, about 15 metres.

At home there is one in the garden that backs onto mine.

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Other trampoline-related posts are welcome in this thread.

You seem pretty confident that there aren’t any trampolines between your current location and your home. What’s your methodology?

300ft

There’s a Flip Out place here, so there.

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I remember reading about someone getting their foot stuck in the side of a trampoline. Could’ve been someone famous or someone my Mum knows. I’ll do my best to remember by EOPT.

I don’t own any

Ever been?

If not, why not?

Pretend we’re in glorious Corbyntopia and all trampolines are available depending on trampolining need, and you’re currently greatly in need of a trampolining (not a euphemism).

There most probably are, but thought I’d go for what I know rather than speculate.

I live 0.5 miles from this:

https://fountainpark.co.uk/attractions/gravity-trampoline-parks

in that case… I can’t imagine you can go anywhere in central Cambridge without being within 200m of a trampoline. Colleges are probably stuffed full of 'em.

Look, just answer the question please.

No

I’m wary shocking people with all my fat bits wobbling and wibbling about MrBean.jpeg