How come scouts, girl guides, beavers and whatever else we have


#21

Which would certainly be my motivation for selling rice pud door to door.


#22

Buy my rice pudding and I’ll let you see my bum once


#23

Rice pudding has to be epimer’s kryptonite but he would like to see your bum no doubt.


#24

is he just carrying around like a bucket of rice pudding and spooning some out to whoever wants some or what’s the set up here?


#25

don’t get so many suburban lemonade stands either


#26

Cheeky offer, but no thank you.


#27

it’d can’t be coincidence that this was also my first concern


#28

Let’s say yeah it’s just a big fucking tub, a ladle and a separate smaller tub full of strawberry jam


#29

Taffy
S’mores


#30

that sounds disgusting but also who am i kidding i’m still going in


#31

still gutted I missed out on s’mores night at yosemite


#32

Ants on a log


#33

pretzel man. door to door hot pretzels. like the big proper ones covered in bits of salt the size of sugar cubes.

fuck yeah.


#34

Instead you get some fuck from Grimsby trying to sell you some ‘fresh fish’ which he has just driven 250 miles down the M1.


#35

Oooffftttt yes I would give pretzel man my patronage


#36

I’m definitely in, as long as it is being warmed somehow in transit.


#37

This isn’t really related but how great was the Mario Paint background music?


#38

this made me laugh quite a lot


#39

I once had a large, stubbly man knock on my door on Saturday morning. I was wearing a dressing gown and a bit hangover. He then proceeded to pull out a big knife, then there was a pause before he said ‘knife sharpening, got any knives that need sharpening?’. If it hadn’t been for my training I cud have shat myself there and then, as it was it was lucky I didn’t disarm him and restrain him in in a half nelson. It did suggest he announce his business before demonstrating it in the future but he said ‘wheres the fun in that’, I had to concede this


#40

would have thought you owned quite a few knives