How do you [BLANK] without [BLANK]?


#21

It would get too wet and I wouldn’t get clean enough. Cheers though.


#22

Accept that the fire alarm is only looking out for you and embrace the noise. My fire alarm has never gone off, never. It makes me a bit concerned it doesn’t work. Yet it did that thing where the battery runs out it beeps constantly. We don’t have a ladder and the tall bf wasn’t here to change it. I had to drag the living room table though to the hallway and put a chair on top of that. And then tip toe it.

Alternatively you could adopt a wafting system. Wife wafts whilst you tend to the sausages.


#23

The wife gets proper irate with it. You cant dry fry or grill anything without it going off 10 times. Ended up having undercooked sausages this morning coz i cba dealing with it anymore. A sorry state of affairs.


#24

Put the shirt on, then iron it! Easy!


#25

People dont really need to iron things tbh


#26

I agree. The only thing this doesn’t apply to is fucking shirts which are still deemed necessary in 2018 for some inexplicable reason.


#27

I dont own a single white shirt and I’m quite happy about it.


#28

Buy an ironing board.


#29

what colours DO you own?


#30

Black, forest green, various plaid


#31

been a bit on the fence about black shirts for years. loved em. then hated them. now really want one again but unsure if i can pull it off


#32

IBused to put a towel down on the bed (covers pulled back). I mean, I’ve only ironed a few times in my life so I’m no expert.


#33

I like them but need to shift some beer belly before I can even think about wearing any of mine


#34

Get a shower cap to pop over the alarm whilst cooking


#35

I’ve got a beautiful black shirt with glittery buttons, a hang glider collar and a cigar embroidered on the breast.


#36

oh shit. that’s pretty intense. you need a gretsch


#37

I really feel like you get me sometimes xylo


#38

guitar love is a unifier, there’s no denying it


#39

Ironing is the worst chore. I hate it and im bad at it so I just wear jumpers. Always fun in summer


#40

You know those blue shoe covers you see in hospitals or swimming pools? Buy a dirt cheap packet of them and pop one over the smoke alarm when grilling. We had to do that in our flat where the smoke alarm was literally less than a metre from the oven.