How do you buy an audiobook?

Pros - Can hear them
Cons - Can’t read them

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Thank you for this

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pros:
can listen while driving

cons:
you don’t get that book smell that fills you with wonder

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Thank yoú for this

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cons: can’t actually buy them
prose: does not contain any

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oh turns out prose isn’t just writing, talking counts too

who knew?

Not you

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Would probably do this, then when you cancel they’ll offer you some bonus credits for nothing so you can get a few more books for free.

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ya mamma too

and your daddy

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This is the second time you’ve made this reference this week

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this but for some reason audible is my worst offender in terms of forgetting to cancel and getting charged when i’m not using it. let this be a lesson to you all!

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But the big question is, will it be the last?

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:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

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Yeah man I got to a point where they let you accumulate 6 credits and then it caps off and you don’t get any new credits, and I was just letting it stay on 6 for about half a year without getting any new books. Good stuff. Such a waste of money

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I want to make a joke about it not really being reading, though, is it, but it’s pretty horribly ableist, so please imagine that I made a similar point in an inoffensive way somehow please thanks.

did a pub quiz recently where one of the questions was to identify which one was daphne and which one was celeste

we got it right.

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Omg fucking hell state of this ban him

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SUCH a good song this

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always knew he was a wrongun

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Truly. And you wouldn’t normally expect that sort of thing from a vegetarian

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