#16

I am near enough always too fucking hot
My windows never really get shut, I’m forever having cold showers and I’ve overused my fan to the point that when I put it on now it smells like burning

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#17

Put on my Aviators, brush my hair back, and catch my reflection in a mirror.

Pretty pretty preeeeetty cool.

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#18

Go nude
Or strip down a bit at least

#19

When I worked in the pet shop, it was this weird, like… I dunno how to explain it. The building was made out of the same stuff that warehouses are, so in summer it was BOILING and they didn’t give us fans cause they were like “we’re environmentally conscious :slight_smile:” and we were like okay that’s good but we have to bring a spare set of uniform in cause we sweat through it so they said “have some ice lollies that are suitable for dogs :slight_smile:” and we asked again if we could have just one fan by the till and they said “no :heart:”

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#20

I am quite reptilian and don’t get hot too easily. If I do get too hot i just wear short pyjamas instead of long pyjamas to sleep, wear thinner clothes or shorter lengths. Closing the curtains helps and also drinking cold water. Only ever need to do a cold shower when its 30+, below that I’m alright with a hot one

#21

Are you sure you aren’t on fire?

#22

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No…

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#23

Read this wrong

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#24

I simply decide to be less warm

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#25

If I’m really, really warm I’ll consider removing the blanket I constantly sit under

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#26

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#27

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

#28

cold flannel on my forrid - works for a bit

in bed, I am always marvelling at the “stick yr leg out over the side” method of modulating temperature - how does it work!?!?!

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#29

But you better not kill the groove!

#30

Like most other members of the Royal Family, I am medically unable to perspire.

As a result, I have perfected a technique that takes inspiration from man’s best friend: the dog.

When I am warm, I lol my tongue out of my mouth and pant loudly drawing air across the exposed blood vessels in my tongue help to lower my core body temperate, ready for another grappling match.

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#31

I often have a delicious and cooling Twix ice cream

#32

Ah-HA! Finally found today’s ice cream thread.

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#33

To which I can add…

So far today I have eaten 2 x Mr Freeze Jubbly Orange, and 1 x Toffee/Vanilla fake Cornetto.

#34

thought we’d decided this was a load of bollocks

#35

Same mate. Its the pits isn’t it.