How do you currently smell?


Out of 10

  • Awful!
  • Not great
  • Fine
  • Very good
  • Delicious

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showered this morning but i was running late so absolutely stomped it on my way to work and my office is too hot so i’m going for not great
I show


• I use my nose.



Just had my afternoon lard slathering, so good enough to eat.





Won’t be fine after the cycle home I expect.


Distraction topic:

What’s the best thing about the Thunderbirds gif?

  • The zooming
  • The teeth
  • The hands

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I didn’t shower this morning but I went for a run at lunch and I did shower but I didn’t apply deodorant.

I also don’t really wear deodorant and have mentioned here before that I rub a stone on my pits. I have ditched the stone and I now use this and smell like a mojito


Everything about this is fantastic.

I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I didn’t wear deodorant. Wouldn’t be pretty though (people would die).


This has done me.


How do people get away with selling stones


Might actually be the tears


Well I actually think I sweat far less now. I haven’t used spray deodorant for about a year I reckon.


I’m gonna have to say that I don’t see the appeal or the lols


I sent it to my mate and he actively hates it. Scares the bejesus out of him. I probably send it him 2-3 times a week.

Different puppet gifs for different…needs.



  • morning
  • evening
  • morning and evening

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Evening shower/bath people are fucking repulsive.


I can’t: I’ve got no nose


Brushing of teeth:

  • Morning
  • Evening
  • Both
  • Something weird (please divulge)

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See above