How do you feel about... rectangular pizzas?

Last night I purchased a pizza from the Coop.

It was rectangular.

This allowed me to easily attach it to the bungee strap things on my bag and cycle home:

It was very tasty. If fit easily onto a baking sheet (yes I am one of those people who still uses one for pizzas), and it was easy to cut. Therefore I am down with rectangular pizzas.

How do you feel?


Those co-op pizzas are great :thumbsup:


Forgot to say, this is the first in a weekly series of “how do you feel about…”

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It was excellent. I am also now a Coop member so win-win.

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No strong feelings either way, tbqfh.

I remember my mum used to get this really thin rectangular pizza from Tesco? M&S? and it was phenomenal.

Any decent local charity for your 1%?

Think I prefer round marginally but I feel fine about rectangular pizzas. Have eaten them in the past and am likely to eat more in the future. Thanks for asking

Also, Co-op luxury pizzas are absolutely top of the bumweepocalypse scales for me. The £1.50 ones from Iceland are the safest (presumably the synthetic cheese analogue they use has never seen the inside of a cow).

Thought you’d all like to know that.

All my plates are round.

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fuck off have you made a pizza thread about cycling

you sicken me


Does this mean you only eat round foods?

how do you feel about… spherical cows?

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That’s no way to talk about [diser]'s mum

I live on a diet of meatballs and peas.

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Bloody loads of them (I picked one which helps homeless people)!!!

So long as it’s cut into triangles, triangular food tastes better

How do you feel about samosas?

I like them when it’s some non brand in a London newsagent oozing death, the m&ms ones that seem like they might be actually healthy not so much

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My go-to rubbish takeaway pizza is Presto, who serve square pizzas. The reasons I’ve settle for this are numerous and boil down to the fact that:

  • everywhere else in town that delivers is rubbish/expensive/take ages and there are no decent stone baked places that I know of
  • They have the medium pizza/4wings/can offer cheaper than their competitors
  • Most importantly: a square pizza has about 27% more pizza than the same diameter circular pizza


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