One-handed like a boss
Sent the lads at san pell an email asking why they do it. They replied;
âTo stop rats pissing on where you drink from, enjoy your coke pissy lipsâ
Itâs called an Eco cap.
Market research shows that the Eco cap lid is receiving a very positive consumer perception and that it conveys a premium image and prevents the can from becoming dirty (therefore allowing you to put your mouth on a âpreserved,â more hygienic surface).
Had a can of wanker beer where the whole top of the can peeled off, turning it in to a sort of beaker and eliminating the need for a glass
Wasnât very nice tbh
Tend to knife it from the side and then suck out the sweet nectar within
Do you subsequently crush it on your forehead and bellow, âYEAAAAAHâ?
wonder if itâd be worth collecting all my used cans and weighing them in rather than letting the man/local council profit from my drinking
Oh yeah, used to do that thing where youâd shake it up and then pop a pin in the side and shoot it into your mouth
Nah tend to just chuck it on the floor/at a passing stranger
Letting them get the recycling weigh in cash, very honourable
Yeah that or a bonus trip to hospital so they can see first hand how their tax contribution is beneficial to society
This is the can thread mate
I know!
I do it every which way. Donât care how.
Sorry thought you were replying to the filth thread
I had one the other day for the first time and it took me by surprise.
Tapping the top before you open it?
- Yeah m8 it stops the fizzy contents exploding everywhere
- Er no it obviously doesnât do anything
- I know it doesnât do anything but still do it anyway
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