If I was adressing him directly, ‘Hommy’.
If I’m talking about him behind his back, ‘Hom’ all the way.
I like to think he knows. And that he knows that I know that he knows.
Which makes it all the more infuriating for him.
In other news I mercilessly correct people who cannot pronounce Sufjan as ‘Soofyawn’ but blatantly just say ‘Suffjunn’ when I’m on my own. And Justin Vernon can fuck right off if he thinks I’m saying ‘Bon Eve Air’ in public.