How do you put your bread on a toaster?

Today’s marital disagreement needs settling

  • Short side down
  • Long side down

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IN a toaster, damnit.

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Long side down and also tear off the top crust so it doesn’t get wedge inside the damn thing as bread these days seems to be too big to properly fit in most toasters.

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Depends…if it fits then long side down so non gets missed

If it doesn’t fit then fuck that stupid bread.

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Frisbee it into the slots from the other side of the kitchen. Gotta keep challenging yourself right?

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As long as it fits, long side down and anything else is the wrong answer.

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I like mine with a kiss

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I cut mine with scissors

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It’s pointless preheating the toaster

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This is a riddle, right?

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It’s a disaster either way

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upside down

If so many people landscape-mode their bread, why are all stock images of bread in toasters in portrait mode?!

Feel like I’ve missed out on fully toasted bread my whole life by going short-side.

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‘Jimmy James’.

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