How do you reckon you'd do on...

Bake-off

  • I’d win it
  • I’d finish top three
  • I’d make it to the midway point
  • Out in the early stages
  • First out, I’m shit

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The Circle

  • I’d win it
  • I’d finish top three
  • I’d make it to the midway point
  • Out in the early stages
  • First out, I’m shit

0 voters

Tool Academy

  • I’d win it
  • I’d finish top three
  • I’d make it to the midway point
  • Out in the early stages
  • First out, I’m shit

0 voters

Big Brother

  • I’d win it
  • I’d finish top three
  • I’d make it to the midway point
  • Out in the early stages
  • First out, I’m shit

0 voters

Touch the Truck

  • I’d win it
  • I’d finish top three
  • I’d make it to the midway point
  • Out in the early stages
  • First out, I’m shit

0 voters

What is The Circle and Tool Academy, an old person asks.

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No idea but I’d win them both.

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i’m too tired to explain The Circle, and too tired to even think about explaining Tool Academy

I foolishly assumed this was a DIY type show :thinking:

A social media gameshow and a reality show where the members of Tool try to find the next hit Alt Metal band.

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I’m fundamentally unlikeable, have no patience for organised fun, and will abandon activities at the drop of a hat if I get bored/need a shit/think I might possibly need a shit soon.

So reckon I’d boss them all.

i have never seen the circle but will still attempt to explain it

it’s basically big brother, ie a reality tv programme where each week the contestants vote each other out until one person is left who wins. the difference with this one is that no one ever meets each other face to face. all their communication is done online. so you can either be yourself, or catfish everyone and pretend to be whoever the fuck you want if you think it will help you win. the audience gets to see each person irl though.

how did i do?

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i cant remember how you win tool academy

do the public vote people off? or the other tools? or is there a task kinda thing they do each week and the loser gets punted?

Can’t remember if anyone votes, but the winner was the one that was most reformed during the course of the show

Tipping point

  • Wouldn’t bother cos it’s shit
  • Get all the questions right but would have to just hope those coins fall!
  • Depends on my opposition really

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The Island with Bear Grylls

  • Survive the ~35 days
  • Leave because of the conditions
  • Leave because of the annoying twats
  • Leave because you got “”“injured”""
  • Leave for other reason
  • Something something drugged pig

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Reckon I’d last 3-5 days before the cold, lack of food and irredeemable cunts became too much

The Cube

  • I would beat the cube
  • No dexterity or coordination so I’m out pretty early
  • I’d play it safe and take the money about midway
  • I’d punch Schofield in the face and be escorted off the premises.

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Million pound drop

  • Nothing
  • 0-3k
  • 3-10k
  • -20-50k
  • 50-100k
  • 100-250k
  • 250-500k
  • 500 upwards
  • Taking home the full million baby!

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Naked Attraction…

  • Winning it obvs - check me out
  • Final two complete with awkward naked hug
  • Mid-table mediocrity
  • First out - I have mutant genitalia

0 voters