- I’d win it
- I’d finish top three
- I’d make it to the midway point
- Out in the early stages
- First out, I’m shit
Touch the Truck
What is The Circle and Tool Academy, an old person asks.
No idea but I’d win them both.
i’m too tired to explain The Circle, and too tired to even think about explaining Tool Academy
I foolishly assumed this was a DIY type show
A social media gameshow and a reality show where the members of Tool try to find the next hit Alt Metal band.
I’m fundamentally unlikeable, have no patience for organised fun, and will abandon activities at the drop of a hat if I get bored/need a shit/think I might possibly need a shit soon.
So reckon I’d boss them all.
i have never seen the circle but will still attempt to explain it
it’s basically big brother, ie a reality tv programme where each week the contestants vote each other out until one person is left who wins. the difference with this one is that no one ever meets each other face to face. all their communication is done online. so you can either be yourself, or catfish everyone and pretend to be whoever the fuck you want if you think it will help you win. the audience gets to see each person irl though.
how did i do?
i cant remember how you win tool academy
do the public vote people off? or the other tools? or is there a task kinda thing they do each week and the loser gets punted?
Can’t remember if anyone votes, but the winner was the one that was most reformed during the course of the show
The Island with Bear Grylls
Reckon I’d last 3-5 days before the cold, lack of food and irredeemable cunts became too much
Million pound drop