How do you slice your toast?


#1

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

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#2

what

I eat the whole slice

dude


#3

I do not slice toast


#4

I saw this article and almost posted it :grinning:

Surely only a psychopath would use number 3


#5

dont slice toast m9.


#6

Ok, if you were making some toast for a special lady. Would you cut it, and if so how?


#7

For a lady… I’d have sourdough or something fancy.


#8

Yeah just bite into the corner and away I go. If I do slice it’s 4 pieces, triangular, because triangular food tastes better


#9

I would give her the whole slice, untampered with, because I wouldn’t want her to think that I thought she was a small child. that’s what I would do, my friend.


#10

Depends

properly square toast: 1
rectangular / oddly shaped toast: 2 or 3


#11

It’s weird how good toast is, full English breakfast and the toast is the best bit


#12

3 is nicely symmetrical though.


#13

Why stop there, give her the whole loaf, unsliced (but toasted).


#14

why would you slice toast?


#15

How toasty do you like your toast

  • Lightly, basically bread where the outer surface has just started to toast
  • Consistently toasted throughout
  • Almost burnt

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#16

absolutely. and just smear whatever spreads of her choice on top and on the sides of the toasted whole loaf?


#17

So you can pick up a slice of it with one hand without it going floppy (heh)


#18


#19

but…its toasted


#20

so won’t be floppy