I eat the whole slice
I do not slice toast
I saw this article and almost posted it
Surely only a psychopath would use number 3
dont slice toast m9.
Ok, if you were making some toast for a special lady. Would you cut it, and if so how?
For a lady… I’d have sourdough or something fancy.
Yeah just bite into the corner and away I go. If I do slice it’s 4 pieces, triangular, because triangular food tastes better
I would give her the whole slice, untampered with, because I wouldn’t want her to think that I thought she was a small child. that’s what I would do, my friend.
properly square toast: 1
rectangular / oddly shaped toast: 2 or 3
It’s weird how good toast is, full English breakfast and the toast is the best bit
3 is nicely symmetrical though.
Why stop there, give her the whole loaf, unsliced (but toasted).
why would you slice toast?
How toasty do you like your toast
absolutely. and just smear whatever spreads of her choice on top and on the sides of the toasted whole loaf?
So you can pick up a slice of it with one hand without it going floppy (heh)
so won’t be floppy