#56

…I just wanted to make the pun :frowning:

#57

It was a solid pun, I’ll grant you that

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#58

I only cut bread like an idiot because I’m eating superior bread!

#59

Trying to think of the worst way to slice toast, might take an unsliced loaf and the slice it along it’s z-axis, then fold the long slice in two in to the toaster, take it out, butter and marmite, then roll it up and slice

#60

Actually never mind.

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#61

Only 23 minutes til I take my inimitable brand of gentle ribbing to the football thread

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#62

Changed my mind this is a brilliant idea, toast Swiss roll

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#63

Not this again.

#64

Like you could cut it into circular slices and then apply even more butter to it in addition to the butter spiralled inside it

#65

Always diagonally cut no matter what shape/size/type.

I like putting the pointy ends in my mouth first.

Sometimes I will cut the bread before I put it in the toaster just to mix things up.

Sometimes I will cut it in half before I’ve put whatvever topping on top. Reason being I sometimes like to have half honey, half jam. Today I had half Boursin, half pate.

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#66

Sorry, shouldn’t have told you to fuck off. Just been feeling a bit oversensitive / shitty the past few days (see tonight’s evening thread) and I really don’t have a problem with people eating any kind of bread or cutting their bread any way (or not at all).

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#67

Sometimes I don’t slice, sometimes I slice 1 it sometimes 2, is nsver do 3 but I do sometimes go right down to four little squares or four little triangles if it’s for Jnr or if I just feel like it.

Toppings can play a part in the slicing too, sometimes I like a roast smorgasbords so I’d do lots of slices so I can have lots of different jams/spreads

#68

Depends on the loaf, doesn’t it. Standard white sliced (Braces or whatever) I won’t cut in half, but the decent stuff from the bakery is larger, so option 2 in that case.

#69

My Ma will slice toast into 4 literally just to irk everyone.
So you can blame her for everything.

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#70

I obviously eat it without slicing it because I am a reasonable person.

#71

This sort of attitude will never fly on drownedinsound.com (hope you’re all good pal, hadn’t meant to actually irk :+1: )

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#72

England flag or Scottish flag?

#73

I don’t eat toast.

#74

English. I can’t think about it any more or I’ll get properly irked.

#75

I like to toast one side very lightly, smear it in butter and gobble it right down.

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