How do you take your burrito? [Audit] 🌯


Based on your average high st. burrito chain options.


  • White
  • Brown
  • Tomato
  • Dirty
  • None

0 voters


  • Refried
  • Black
  • Both
  • None

0 voters

Main filling

  • Chicken
  • Steak
  • Pork
  • No meat

0 voters

Grilled peppers etc

  • Y
  • N

0 voters


  • Pico de Gallo
  • Mild
  • Medium
  • Hot

0 voters

Optional extras

  • Lettuce
  • Sour cream
  • Cheese
  • Guac (1.50 extra except for veggies)
  • some kind of sweetcorn bullshit

0 voters



Couldn’t select everything on the extras, but really I get everything.


Standard Boojum order: lime rice, pinto beans, pork or sometimes beef, mild/tomato salsa, cheese and sour cream


Fffuuu yeah i messed that up. Can someone edit to allow more choices @colon_closed_bracket @1101010


Mexican rice, pinto beans, chicken, sour cream, cheese, guac, tomato salsa. Optional can of Fanta for special occasions


I love burritos so fucking much.

Should have had a drink option. Pacifico for me usually


never had or seen a burrito in real life.

Don’t think I’ve ever even seen a place that sells them.

  • Pacifico
  • Modelo Especial
  • Modelo Negra
  • Corona
  • Sol
  • Jarritos
  • Can of fanta
  • Other

0 voters


switch it up most times I go, only constants are brown rice and hot salsa


Also usually get both mild and hot salsa like a maverick, that way you get the tomato goodness but also the spice


I’ve never had a burrito


There’s a chiquito in northampton, probably a bit shite though.


Brown rice, beans, medium salsa, extra guac.


Nah he plays for West Ham and he’s decent mate


It’s making me anxious that @Witches has only voted for rice. Maybe she just has rice in a tortilla. Mmm plain burrito.


The saps special


eating tekkers:

  • Slowly unwrap and eat at same time
  • Unwrap the lot, make a big mess
  • Some sort of knife and fork bullshit option

0 voters


guacamole served on separate dish

  • Fucking bollocks, mate
  • Tory

0 voters


Depends tbh


i knew it.

how do you feel about a burrito tourist like me making polls in what should be your magnum opus thread?