Nobody wanted the pie. I had to deal with his pie.
I’ve been really marvelling at just how close it is. (To call it a station seems a bit much though, it’s literally one platform that goes both directions with room to board/alight at one carriage only) it is however extremely close, I would suggest that it would take longer to get from the front room to the bottom of their garden than it would for me to get from their front room to the platform. Really very convenient indeed.
I don’ think people that attach a sentimental value to a plywood bat that they are willing to bring to the park, but get all crestfallen when it breaks are people I want to be friends with. Basically, if you are hassle, I’m binning you off
I snapped someone’s original Megatron in half literally a minute after they let me play with it. I did not replace it. The guilt still haunts me. Maybe…maybe I wanted to break it?!
The garden is quite long in fairness but yeah, it’s really very close.
If I’ve learned anything in this life (and I really haven’t) it’s that it’s always summer somewhere or other.
What kind of bat are we talking about here? A cricket bat? Baseball?
I don’t get it
it’s a scam. she’s playing you.
Underneath that plastic handle is a nightmare
How would that work?
you let someone use your £1 shitey bat that you’ve put a hairline crack in, they inevitably break the thing, you go all “it’s sentimental etc” the mark (you) ends up forking out big bucks to replace it
a con as old as time
Why did you put the hairline crack in it in the first place though?
so that it breaks
If it was actually sentimental they a) shouldn’t have been using it and b) definitely shouldn’t have given it to someone else to use. Buying a replacement would be a nice gesture but one you’re not obligated to do. If they’re upset about a fucking bat they bought from a beach front tat shop then they deserve all they get.
I see
Pulled down a huge venetian blind at a hotel when using excessive force to try and close it. It fell on my head and cut my hand open but I managed to balance it back up there and didn’t tell anyone. Thinking about it though, this exact situation clearly happened to someone before me and it is going to happen to the next person. The circle of life.
What with this and the volleyball, you’re turning into a regular Bo Jackson m9
I don’t know who that is, but from the way the sentence is phrased, thank you.
Bo is a good sports guy that was good at lots of different sports
