Swear a fair bit. Seem to have a mutual understanding with my parents that if we’re going to do a proper swear around each other, it has to be done in a funny accent or other highlighted way to add humour to it.
The big issue is trying not to swear around my daughter who’s currently picking up words pretty fast. Pretty sure she said “Shit” the other day when she knocked over a bowl of cereal. I’m was like “Sit?! Yes, you’re sitting!” but it might be too late.
Quite bad. I do that thing that Dee Dee (from Limmy’s Show) does where I use “fuckinnnn…” to fill gaps when I can’t think of the right word straight away.
Gf’s nephew went through a phase of telling everything to fuck off and calling everything you bitch. Found him once bashing an umbrella on the floor going YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!
Remember when my cousin was about nine or so (and I would have been about 12), we went out playing and he would not stop swearing. Must have literally just discovered it, everything was fucking this, shit that. Even as a foul-mouthed child, I remember thinking it was over the top.
Oh god I’ve just remembered my mum telling me about my niece coming back from school the other week and saying that she didn’t like a game some of the other children were playing. The game was called “toilet” and it involved saying a “bad word”.
My mum asks what the bad word was. Niece won’t say it. Does it begin with a “sh”? No. Does it begin with a “p”? No. Well what letter does it begin with? “F”.