🎮 How Fun Was It: Croc

So if you ever wanted proof that DiS has awful taste in video games. Apparently Sea of Thieves is the 2nd worst game ever, worse than Sonic 2006 and as bad as Sim City 2013 which is WRONG. Just as wrong as Golden Eye somehow landing a spot in the top 20 despite being one of the worst games ever

  1. |Super Mario World|4.86|
  2. |Portal|4.74|
  3. |Portal 2|4.71|
  4. |Mario Maker 2|4.71|
  5. |Mario Odyssey|4.7|
  6. |Tetris|4.69|
  7. |Mario 64|4.68|
  8. |Half-Life 2|4.66|
  9. |Super Mario Bros 3|4.66|
  10. |Mario Galaxy 2|4.58|
  11. |Half-Life|4.55|
  12. |Final Fantasy 7|4.54|
  13. |Rollercoaster tycoon 2|4.5|
  14. |Mario Kart 64|4.49|
  15. |Mario Galaxy |4.47|
  16. |Final Fantasy 9|4.46|
  17. |Mario Maker|4.42|
  18. |Super Mario Bros.|4.37|
  19. |Golden Eye 007|4.36|
  20. |Super Mario Land|4.31|
  21. |Sonic 2|4.27|
  22. |Donkey Kong Country|4.23|
  23. |Rollercoaster tycoon |4.2|
  24. |Donkey Kong Country 2|4.2|
  25. |Super Mario 3D World|4.18|
  26. |Sim City 2000|4.17|
  27. |Super Mario Land 2|4.15|
  28. |Final Fantasy 6|4.14|
  29. |Counter-Strike|4.14|
  30. |Yoshis Island|4.14|
  31. |Sim City 3000|4.11|
  32. |Sonic The Hedgehog|4.1|
  33. |Cannon Fodder |4.07|
  34. |Sonic Mania |3.97|
  35. |Perfect Dark|3.96|
  36. |Donkey Kong Country 3|3.94|
  37. |Crash Team Racing|3.93|
  38. |Super Mario Bros 2|3.9|
  39. |Diddy Kong Racing|3.89|
  40. |Banjo-Kazooie|3.89|
  41. |New Super Mario Bros|3.84|
  42. |Oddworld: Abes Exodus|3.77|
  43. |Super Mario Sunshine|3.76|
  44. |New Super Mario Bros for Wii U for Switch|3.75|
  45. |Viva Pinata|3.75|
  46. |Left 4 Dead|3.73|
  47. |Sonic & Knucles|3.71|
  48. |Left 4 Dead 2|3.71|
  49. |Banjo-Tooie|3.71|
  50. |Final Fantasy 12|3.7|
  51. |Jet Force Gemini|3.67|
  52. |Final Fantasy X|3.66|
  53. |Team Fortress 2|3.65|
  54. |Sim City|3.64|
  55. |Sim City 4|3.64|
  56. |Sonic 3|3.62|
  57. |Final Fantasy 8|3.6|
  58. |The Sims 2|3.59|
  59. |Donkey Kong 64|3.52|
  60. |Die Hard Trilogy|3.5|
  61. |The Sims|3.5|
  62. |Blast Corps|3.47|
  63. |The Sims 3|3.45|
  64. |Killer Instinct|3.45|
  65. |Counter-Strike GO|3.44|
  66. |Conker’s Bad Fur Day|3.43|
  67. |Rollercoaster Tycoon 3|3.17|
  68. |Starfox Adventures|3.15|
  69. |Battletoads|3.13|
  70. |Viva Pinata – Trouble In Paradise|3|
  71. |Kameo|2.88|
  72. |Sonic Adventure |2.87|
  73. |The Sims 4|2.8|
  74. |Final Fantasy X-2|2.73|
  75. |Final Fantasy 14|2.67|
  76. |Sonic Adventure 2|2.62|
  77. |Sonic Generations|2.53|
  78. |Final Fantas 15|2.53|
  79. |Sonic 4|2.47|
  80. |Banjo-Kazooie – Nuts N Bolts|2.4|
  81. |Conker Live & Reloaded|2.17|
  82. |Perfect Dark Zero|2.14|
  83. |Final Fantasy 13|2.1|
  84. |Grabbed By The Ghoulies|2|
  85. |Final Fantasy 11|1.88|
  86. |Sonic (2006)|1.67|
  87. |Sea of Thieves|1.6|
  88. |Sim City (2013)|1.57|

How fun was Croc 1 & 2, the Yoshi game that never was (with the best soundtrack of all time)

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Bit shite at the time, would be utter bobbins now. Was just the quickest Mario 64 knockoff they could get out wasn’t it? Gonna give it 1/5.

Spyro was much better iirc.

Originally the game was meant to be a yoshi platformer but Nintendo turned it down

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But for real. Crocs soundtrack was fucking amazing and the opening cutscene was so cute ^_____________^

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The soundtrack deserves to elevate the game above a 2

GAWD why do I even bother rolls eyes

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Shit shoes for shit wankers.

4/5

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He was a little twat

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5/5 for the soundtrack alone.

The sequel was disappointing, but had a multiplayer mode where you assigned a specific control (i.e. jump, move left, attack) to either player 1 or player 2 and you both controlled Croc together. Absolutely mental and did not work even slightly but lots of fun forcing your sibling to run Croc into a lava pit.

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U get it xx

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I remember this vaguely

He was a crocodile

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Someone do Tombi!

Or just the demo version of Tombi! which is as far as I got with it

5/5 for sure

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Pretty much my exact experience with the game

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The next one os failed mascots so they will feature

seriously, I think I played that short demo like 15 times

Don’t really remember much about it except the cute intro and it being a fairly standard, anodyne platformer for the time. Not sure why we’re even discussing it tbh.

You can see why. Thankfully for Argonaut, PlayStation owners had much lower standards.

The soundtrack is what elevates it above a 1.

i know i played both but can’t remember a single thing about either, sorry

Croc of Shite: Legend of the Gobbo and fuck yourself.

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did not expect Croc to get its own one of these tbh

had them both, iirc my mum bought Croc for my sister to play and Toca Touring Cars for me to play. I came out of that one with the far better game if you ask me.

played a bit of Croc as my sister found bits of it too hard (iirc precise jumping was quite tricky) but it wasn’t all that. not the worst thing ever either, but I can imagine it doesn’t hold up whatsoever nowadays. sequel I remember being worse but can’t remember why.