I can’t wait to get home tonight!

Yeah it’s good

played 20 mins at lunch. not sold on the combat yet

Do we even know how many parts this is being released in? Are we gonna fight Sepiroth in 2028?

It’s going to be released in one (1) parts

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I’m not entirely convinced they’ll ever make the rest of the game. But then again, I didn’t think this would ever get released either.

The journey to get a chocobo so you can get past the Midgar Zolom is a ninety-six-hour odyssey of its very own, complete with pointless-looking sidequests (this is what is worrying me – original FF7 was all about the weird secrets and mysteries of the world… I hope that’s not all dashed in favour of static NPCs hoisting off variations on “WILL ACCEPT ANIMAL SKINS FOR CONTENT”)

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Is there any reason for them to do a demo for this? Honest question. People are always saying that demos typically reduce sales of games and it’s a well known franchise and a remake of one of the most beloved games ever, so it’s not like it needed exposure. Just seems strange.

really like the idea of going to every single date on the tour and yelling “PLAY RIDGE RACER 64!!!” with increasing aggression

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I mean there’s a pretty low opinion of it already so I guess people will go ‘OK phew at least it’s not as bad as FFXV’

I think it’s probably to get people who dropped off from the series. Like VII is the best-known one, I can imagine people who haven’t played one in a while maybe wanting to get their head round any new systems (I know I wouldn’t mind, having been irked by 12 being a bit guh)

the worst part is the voice acting and the awful anime noises that the characters constantly do

Can’t believe they’ve doubled-down on Barret being a pretty racist cliche

Pleased to hear Badger from Breaking Bad as Wedge though, that’s inspired casting

Huh? It feels like anticipation for this is at fever pitch among FF fans

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NERD: Oh I hope they play Aerith’s theme, that’ll be so emotional

M-B: Bruh I’m holding out for some jams from Yu Gi Oh: Forbidden Memories and maybe slow it down with a little something from Simon the Sorcerer to get me in the mood for tonight if you know what I’m saying

NERD: Well actually I think you’ll find it’s just Final Fantasy Seven music they’ll be playing

M-B: Oh right you mean like AERIS’ theme? GET OUT OF MY SIGHT POINDEXTER

(M-B uses the empty space that’s formed around him in the crowd to do some sick shadow kickboxing moves)

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Nope.
Couldn’t be arsed.
I’d have been happy with the original game just getting an hd graphics overall and the FMV scenes all getting updated but with all the gameplay and systems essentially the same (bar a few updates and QoL stuff).

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I’m quite hyped for it bc I want it to be great, but ya know, I won’t get my hopes up tbh. Certainly ain’t paying full price

I only game weekends bruh

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As these things go, I reckon the characters look relatively faithful to the original designs. It’s not exactly…

was going to post another one of those plays but i’m at my lunch break in a quiet office and the mere idea has me spasming with restrained laughter

Obviously all voice acting when you’re not used to the characters talking is horrible though.

Can you at least change the audio to japanese?

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