Not just jokes and puns and that but in general, be it dry responses to stuff, more creative things, everything in between.
*I know we’re all pre-disposed to modesty and self-deprecation but let’s try and put that aside and be honest…
Hilarious, probably one of my main traits
Can raise a few laughs actually, yeah
Can generate the occasional bit of mirth but not what you’d consider a funny person
Nah, I’m as serious as they come, not my thing at all.
‘Quite funny’ and ‘not a cunt’ are all I really have tbh.
Never knowingly made a funny/told a joke…
I’m hilarious, yeah.
Once did a work skills kind of test where it told you your professional strengths. The categories were like ‘Creative’, ‘Good judgement’, ‘Temperance’, ‘Team-work’ and I was well upset because I got ‘Humour’. Everything else had really obvious practical applications and mine was like, being a fucking clown. However, I’ve since realised it’s basically ‘you’re probably not qualified for your job but no one wants to fire you’, and I’ll take that.
I’m quick witted if you really stretch the definition of wit
Last week I said something so funny at the dinner table that our youngest (13yo) laughed so hard he choked then threw up. It was brilliant.
Other than that, not very.
Drunkedly tried to explain to my missus why this is funny on our first date;
I guess that explains all the trips to Senegal.
No idea how we even had a second date
Eye of the beholder innit (so, funniest man alive obviously).
Posting the definition of wit in a font that looks stretched
Get back to work you
i think i might think i’m funnier than i am…
but i am pretty fucking funny tbh
Basically treat life as a stand up routine
Quite regularly make my best friend laugh until she cries and nearly wets herself at the same time.
Even she doesn’t find me as funny as I find myself.
Quite good at the lowest forms of wit puns and talking about farts and that
when i’m around a group of my oldest friends i think i’m actually v funny and quick witted
when i’m around literally anyone else i’m dull as fuck
Funnier than my posts here make me seem.
I’m not good with jokes tho, I don’t have any jokes at all. I wouldn’t be good at stand up i don’t think.
Also need the right audience, no squares
i would be genuinely delighted if anyone considered me ‘the funny one’ in any situation. literally all i want from life.