I just did a little burp
Also just burped.
3/10 gassy
Used my cheeks as an airlock so no-one could hear it, then dispelled it in an empty direction.
i.e. Stomach → Mouth (allow mouth to expand to contain dispelled gas). Mouth → Empty direction (silently blown)
I think that this is the most polite way to deal with these things.
6/10
more windy than gassy
might have another poo
Godspeed
Godspood*
not been gassy for a good while, come to think of it
Have you been eating healthily?
I try mate, I do try
Maybe a 2/10 but it’s been a 7/10 since lunch so I might just be spent for now.
I’ve had to open a couple of windows despite it being very windy (the other kind) and the blinds making a bit of a racket.
0 gassy
Saving up all my farts for when my wife gets home
2/10 recently pooed.
2/10
all my farting
I will save for you
I don’t believe in an intestinal god…
does burping count as gassy?
I think I have trapped wind about 72% of the time
Hungover today, very gassy, horrid.