I have a (probably irrational) visceral dislike of Dire Straits cultivated by my mother, and more recently an awful colleague. Simply cannot stand listening to them. If I never hear that song about fucking microwave ovens and colour TVs again it’ll still be too soon. Urgh, it’s playing in my head now :open_mouth:

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Ridiculous that I can still remember hearing Romeo & Juliet in Fine Fare as an 8 year old. Something so gentle about it and quite lovely melodies that somehow hook.

The same can be said, maybe more so - for Sultans of Swing and I’ll get no kudos for typing it but again them guitar melodies and runs although light are weighty in substance.

Private Investigations was a chart oddity. Not quite in the (Laurie Anderson) O Superman bracket but its length, bass and moments of near silence before crashing guitar stabs always stuck out to me. Not ashamed to say I like it.

In 1985 I was in Solihull to look at shops, hang out, etc with a friend and it was a scorching hot Summers day. In an almost film style setting a big sports car, sunroof down, yuppie guy in late 20’s with shades on, attractive female counterpart in passenger seat pulled up momentarily along side us - and the guitar blast from Money For Nothing played at what was probably full volume. My mate and myself just looked at each other in a kind of stunned silence, hard to get across with typed words but such an 80’s moment, kind of dumb but magical really.

That’s all I’ve got really. The fact I can’t tell you any album only (non single) track perhaps tells its own story. I do feel record companies seized on the sound and buying demographic to promote the compact disc medium. To be fair the CD probably does sound better than a compact tight groove vinyl (long length poor pressing). There’s no doubt that album was the front runner for masses to change how they consumed music, at twice the price the record companies knew what they were doing.

I kind of like them. Yuppie Dylan with nice guitar and somehow they feel occasionally like classical music played via a rock medium. Plus, at least they went away when their time / era was done. No money for something reunions as far as I’m aware.

I’ll stretch to a 3 which is generous.

They are no Slayer!

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My rating was going to be:

Ruined War on Drugs/out of five

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Pretty sure it’s 4/4

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Unmitigated shite 1/5

I’m not sure if there’s a band that makes me feel more ill to listen to tbh

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Haha, I voted Dire Straits.

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I think it will actually be a crime if they end up lower than Stereophonics and Kings of Leon but it looks like it’ll be going that way :smiley:

I’ve been predicting for a while that, following the likes of Fleetwood Mac, Dire Straights are the next 70s/80s band widely considered massively unfashionable to suddenly become ‘cool’ and popular with hipster 20-somethings. Not quite sure if it would happen unless they reform, but let’s see…

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It constantly boggles my mind that anyone in any of these threads can say something like “worst band ever” or “hope they come bottom” when they’ve only got to look at the very first post to see the words “red”, “hot”, “chill” and “peppers”.

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Ha hah!

But Under the Bridge? I dunno, I don’t like RHCP but I at least feel like there’s some talent there, some kind of ability to write something that rises above the mire?

I should like Dire Straights as they’re from where I’m from and civic pride etc etc but Knopfler always seemed like a tedious muso and some of their lyrics are v problematic.

A generous 2/5 for the song Romeo and Juliet which is quite lovely.

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Probably covered in the RHCP thread, but they could probably be a pretty good band, were it not for the worst front man ever.

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pretty sure Mark Knopfler did the best solo on Steely Dan’s Gaucho album

It’s a clear 1, unfortunately

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fleetwood mac have been ‘cool’ for ages. dire straits not so much.

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They’ve sold over 100 million albums!!!

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They remind me of an old joke in which Dire Straits and Chris Rea form a supergroup called Dire Rea.

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That guitar tone on Sultans Of Swing is pure chefs kiss.

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When I was about 10 we got burgled and it was quite amusing that the burglars thumbed through the CDs and left a few they didn’t want, mainly Christian music, classical music, but also a copy of Brothers In Arms. Remember my dad being confused by this but also pleased cos it was one of his favourite albums. The image of that CD cover next to a ransacked cd tower in a completely trashed house is quite vivid.

Now I reckon that for serial burglars they must have got fed up with trying to offload copies of Brothers in Arms in the mid nineties.

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