But seriously. Turn on the Bright Lights was one of my favourite and one of the definitive albums of the early 2000s and some cracking singles just after that like Evil. Yet they’ve overstayed their welcome with such mediocrity and running great original ideas into the ground I’m tempted to drop from a high 3 to a low 2. The Rover aside, Marauder is so weak, hookless and inconsequential. But fartdads who only listen to 6 Music and read Q will think it’s the second coming of Christ because Daniel Kessler’s brother said so.
As for supporting Morrissey, I was prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt, well actually have faith (pending they spent much time together on tour) they could detoxify and convert him from his current awful beliefs but nowadays they can’t even make good tunes, never mind good ideologies. 2/5. Oh God, Interpol, how you broke my heart.