constantly get him mixed up with Elliott smith (who I also don’t care for). pretty boring tbh. 2/5

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Alan Westlake, I need your plumbing

She’s an easy plumber
She’ll get a hold on you completely

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This is wonderful. Is there anywhere you can get hold of it? Nothing immediately obvious online.

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My plumber’s got no money
He’s lost all his receipts

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if you mean to buy it no not as far as i know, it was never released officially

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Guys I’m really sorry

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I don’t want to be your friend
I just want to be your plumber

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You really want to die on this hill, don’t you?

Which hill though? Name that hill!

Whether you like him or not - and I’m also quite surprised at the vitriol that’s being hurled in his direction - I don’t think anyone could listen to Lover You Should Have Come Over and think it’s calculated or there is no sincerity in it, that’s nonsense.

Just me for whom that song was the soundtrack of a breakup then? Cool, cool.

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Big fan of the last 100 posts being a combination of bam arguing about specificity in songwriting mixed with great/terrible plumber lyrics. It’s like tonight is the night when 2 (separate, unrelated threads) become 1 (thread which is tangentially related to the hypothetical topic at hand).

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Thank you for specifying.

I need a plumber with a slow hand
I need a plumber with an easy touch.

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Fuck it, @AQOS stick this on the ol’ nominated list.

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The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to find a plumber

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
For the more I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
There must be fifty ways to find a plumber, fifty ways to find a plumber

Just look on the net, Brett, try Checkatrade, Wade
Maybe ask a friend, Wend, just listen to me
In a shop window, Flo, or in B&Q, Pru
Try and old phone book, Luke, and get yourself free

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Throw enough mud

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Jfc

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