The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to find a plumber
She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
For the more I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
There must be fifty ways to find a plumber, fifty ways to find a plumber
Just look on the net, Brett, try Checkatrade, Wade
Maybe ask a friend, Wend, just listen to me
In a shop window, Flo, or in B&Q, Pru
Try and old phone book, Luke, and get yourself free