Little Plumber Boy

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It’s raining men
Harry, Luke, John, it’s raining men

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*an - obviously!!

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Yeah that was the issue.

Joan Jett loves rock n roll

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I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing in the Stockton-on-Tees branch of Natwest
I don’t belong in the Stockton-on-Tees branch of Natwest, because my finances are tied up with the Royal Bank of Scotland

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I think we’re both off for early baths, Marty

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Princess Michael of Kent
She’s been living in her uptown world

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Fell in love with John Earls

Alex Turner Bet’s George Look’s Good On The Dancefloor.

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I don’t believe in an interventionist God
But I know, PJ Harvey, that you do

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Play us a song, Billy Joel’s the piano man
Play us a song tonight, March 4th 1979
For everyone assembled here is in the mood for a melody
And Billy Joel’s got the assembled patrons of this location feeling alright

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Done

Big shoals to fill

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Epileptic girl I met through my job in the job centre but whose name I can’t divulge for data protection reasons HAS LOST CONTROL AGAIN

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If I’m not really into the artist then I’ll just let these threads get to around 200 posts and then drop in to see what mad tangent is has gone on. You guys haven’t disappointed.

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Females I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didn’t speak to & Males I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didn’t speak to

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Peanut allergy!
I’ve got adrenaline with me!

I, Jarvis Cocker, am not Jesus (Christ)
But I have the same initials, JC, like Jesus Christ.

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Silent night (24th-25th December)
Holy night (24th-25th December)

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