Females I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didnāt speak to & Males I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didnāt speak to
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Peanut allergy!
Iāve got adrenaline with me!
I, Jarvis Cocker, am not Jesus (Christ)
But I have the same initials, JC, like Jesus Christ.
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Silent night (24th-25th December)
Holy night (24th-25th December)
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NatWest are owned by RBS. I have spent the last 10 minutes trying not to make this post. Iām such a dick.
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Oh what a night! Late December - the 27th to be precise - back in AD1963
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Where do you go to, my plumber
When youāre alone in your bed.
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By the way, Iām listening to Grace. So good
āKiss me out of desire, baby, not consolationā 
(No punchline here, just bloody love that line)
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Iām genuinely bawling crying with laughter at this post. My brain is broken.
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This deserves more than my single like. Excellent.
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fixed
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Elvis Elvis Aaron Presley [a] (January 8, 1935 ā August 16, 1977), also known mononymouslyas Elvis , was an American singer, musician, and actor. Regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, he is often referred to as the āKing of Rock and Rollā or simply āthe Kingā was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me.
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It mustāve been plumbed
But itās solder now
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Goodnight everyone
Plumbing you is easy cause youāre beautiful
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The plumb shack is a little old place where we can fit togetherā¦
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It must be plumb, plumb, plumb
Nothing more, nothing less, Rothenberger adjustable wrenches are the best
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The only one who could ever teach me was the son of a plumber
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