Females I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didn’t speak to & Males I once saw in Greece on holiday who I didn’t speak to

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Peanut allergy!
I’ve got adrenaline with me!

I, Jarvis Cocker, am not Jesus (Christ)
But I have the same initials, JC, like Jesus Christ.

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Silent night (24th-25th December)
Holy night (24th-25th December)

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Potw @AQOS please

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NatWest are owned by RBS. I have spent the last 10 minutes trying not to make this post. I’m such a dick.

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Oh what a night! Late December - the 27th to be precise - back in AD1963

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@AQOS potw pls and thanks

Where do you go to, my plumber
When you’re alone in your bed.

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By the way, I’m listening to Grace. So good

“Kiss me out of desire, baby, not consolation” :heart_eyes:

(No punchline here, just bloody love that line)

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I’m genuinely bawling crying with laughter at this post. My brain is broken.

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This deserves more than my single like. Excellent.

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fixed

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Elvis Elvis Aaron Presley [a] (January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977), also known mononymouslyas Elvis , was an American singer, musician, and actor. Regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, he is often referred to as the “King of Rock and Roll” or simply “the King” was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me.

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It must’ve been plumbed
But it’s solder now

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Goodnight everyone

Plumbing you is easy cause you’re beautiful

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The plumb shack is a little old place where we can fit together…

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It must be plumb, plumb, plumb
Nothing more, nothing less, Rothenberger adjustable wrenches are the best

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The only one who could ever teach me was the son of a plumber

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