#302

There’s a plumber waiting outside your door

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#303

…PLUMBERMAAAAAN!

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#304

Mr Plumberman
SHABBA!

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#305

there’s a leak
i’m a plumber
what the hell am i doing here
i need to rethink my career plan

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#306

I was a plumber
Before this recession

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#307

I met this girl (Angela, 24 years old) on Monday (1st July 2019)
Gave her my best quote (£105 plus VAT and materials) on Tuesday (2nd July 2019)
I was fitting pipes by Wednesday (3rd July 2019)
And on Thursday (4th July 2019) and Friday (5th July 2019) and Saturday (6th July 2019) (It was a surprisingly tricky job)
I billed (£105 labour, £83 materials, plus VAT) on Sunday (7th July 2019)

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:ballot_box: POTW Vote 01/07 - 07/07
#308

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
Was the plumber of sixty-nine

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#309

www.drownedinleaks.com surely?

Meter readers with boiler deliveries and collections

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#310

@AQOS ppotw (pplumbing post of the week (the second p is a typo))

#311

Despite all my rage I’m still just a plumber in a very cramped en suite.

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#312

the world is a plumber, sent to drain

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#313

Would you go on PlumberTalk, the world’s number 1 Plumbing discussion forum, to slag off Mario & Luigi?

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#314

my, you’ve all been busy

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#315

Gimme all your plumbin’
Drainpipes and U bends too
Gimme all your plumbin’
Toilets blocked with massive poo

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#316

Somebody told me
That you’ve got a trap pipe
That’s shaped like a U-bend
That I plumbed in February of last year
It’s not confidential
The leakage is mental
And gushing and gushing around

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#317

Boys (Mike, Alan, George, Bort etc) will come along, a dime by the dozen
That ain’t nothing but ten cent plumbin’
Hey little thing, let me (Otis Redding)
light your candle 'cause mama It’s sure hard to flush the handle now,
water swirls around

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#318

I’ve begun to plumb
I can’t feel you there
I’ve become so tired
Due to starting work at 6am every day.

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#319

This buoy is crackin’ up
This buoy has broken down
This buoy is crackin’ up
This buoy has broke down
is what is wrong with your loo, sir

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#320

So I rip the pipe
Rip the sink
Rip the cistern
I was born to plumb and then some.

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#321

Yeah, I agree. There’s an interesting discussion about specificity in songs and I enjoyed the Revisionist History podcast where he did that - but to attach a moral or courage element to being specific to the point of having to literally call everything exactly what or who it is I find a bit odd. I guess it’s just this thread’s hot take…