That and the fact that I was 7 or something st the time. Kylie Scorpio has a good ring to it tbh.
Excuuuuuuse YOU, I’m aware it’s a cover but her version of Santa Baby is the very definition of a “Christmas fucking cracker”
I had a dream very recently that I was putting the moves on my ex who I still fancy, then he said I’d have to ask Mariah first and then she appeared suddenly and it turned out she owned him as some kind of sex slave
You are, as always, right Kermy. Her Christmas show was on telly at Christmas (funnily enough). Very good, and she sang 2000 Miles with Chrissie Hynde, that was nice.
Great singles, just wondering does she have a wildly regarded-as-best album? I can’t think of one.
Dream lover. You should have rescued him.
I’d have presumed Fever
Missed out on a ‘nice’ by 1% there, sorry.
I Just Can’t Get U Out Of My Bend
When I was 15 I had a sexy Kylie poster I bought from Woolworths on my wall as I really fancied her and thought I could “get away with it” as my sister was a big fan of her music but it probably made my parents just assume I was gay.
Quiet one, this. Guess it’s hard to have any #takes on someone as generally loved as Kylie.
No ‘Chiggy Wiggy’? For shame!
Seem to have attracted some new pals anyway, so that’s nice.
IM AN HONORARY SEAN CONNORY BORN 74 THERES ONLY ONE OF ME
Kylie is a solid gold 5. A selection of bangers spanning maybe 15 years sang Confide In Me (which is probably one of the sexiest songs ever recorded), seems like a genuinely good egg in many different ways. Collaborating with Nick Cave … well if that’s the worst you can throw at her then go ahead. 5/5
Is nick cave cancelled or something?
He weighed in on the Morrissey thing in a way that wasn’t particularly helpful, think he is on first warning