A true Christmas miracle
give it Greggsy til the end of the (festive) season
Well it does deny us the pleasure of seeing them call a desperate press conference at Four Seasons Total Sausage Roll Scaping
Fucking hell, they had a song called “Don’t Stop Me Eatin”
I reckon that Captain Tom’s daughter’s spa has got them spooked.
With the competition blown wide open and all the Gen Z Gallagher hype, me and the band are going to do ‘Sausage Roll Star’. All proceeds to go into a ‘trust’. We need a keytarist if you want in?
Digsy’s Dinner (is a sausage roll)
(Sausage) Roll With It