You’ve got the other occasional good later stuff eg floetry giving him this TUNE but it’s a shame someone else didn’t get it instead

Someone upthread made a comment along the lines of his legacy being more a cultural one than a musical one and that’s really the feeling I have. Looking back as a 90s teenager, it’s remarkable how little music there is for someone who was a “famous musician” for several decades.

I remember the breathless TV premiere of the Black or White video, but even at the time it seemed like hype over substance. Without having read this thread I wouldn’t have been able to name another single released after that – I remember the giant floating statue, but not Earth Song itself.

He was forever in the news but seemingly never for the music, only the endless rumours & allegations, the weird personality ticks, the monkey, the masks, the cosmetic surgery, the child dangling over a hotel balcony – each new & increasingly weird plot twist feeling like a desperate attempt to remain in the public eye while simultaneously decrying fame and no longer having any real interest in doing the thing that made him famous in the first place.

The 80s albums were before my time so I don’t really have an understanding of what impact or how groundbreaking they were on release, but the singles never really felt like more than fun, upbeat stuff to fill commercial radio playlists. The sort of songs that get played at wedding receptions, not because anyone genuinely loves them, but because the memory of having been around when the song was a hit is one of the few cultural touchpoints a dancefloor of strangers might have in common.

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Nailed it.

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Does Popbitch read DiS?

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That Jarvis thing was genuinely incredible. i remember going in to school the next day and running up to my music-loving friend. He just said one word. ‘Jarvis!’

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I remember getting Thriller on vinyl about 10 years ago and was surprised how shit it was. The girl is mine is awffffull.

2 for Billie Jean? 1 for the rest

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Will do the score shortly. Fuck putting this cunt on the playlist, nobody wants that, will donate some money to a children’s charity instead.

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2.39 higher score than Mariah you absolute fucking weirdos.

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takes one to know one, eh? a forum that thinks britney is more talented than U2. best i not click on these threads anymore.

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You seem nice.

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About average.

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idk wat am I the vote-counting guy?

180 people voted for Talking Heads, so umm maybe it’s low?

That’s not what the thread says though is it

I’ll get to it.

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Really love this place sometimes. Call a paedophile a cunt and get ‘takes one to know one’ in return :grinning:

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think this might be the single most surprising hgatr score.

oh just to be clear - thought it would be bottom of the table.

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I’d prefer to listen to Britney over U2 any day of the week.

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I thought bottom 10 for sure, possibly relegation zone. Flabbergasted.

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Not that shocked by the score really, all depends on how much people are separating the art from the person.
Mentioned it in the suggestions thread but we should really be doing a thread for Janet.