I remember this from some years back
“Congratulations, you live in a dream, in the dead heart of the control machine,” sneers Gillespie, a man recently spotted confronting the grimy day-to-day reality of life on society’s margins by attending the Mayfair launch of a $250,000 diamond and sapphire-encrusted ice dagger designed by Jade Jagger for use in the world’s most exclusive bars, including Crystal, the London nightclub run by Prince William’s Eton pal Jacobi Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe. He was probably there plotting the downfall of the dead-hearted control machine with his fellow guests, including noted revolutionary Marxists Alexa Chung and Davina Taylor. These are hardened insurrectionists, who, like Gillespie, know that there can be no social justice until the gutters run red with bourgeois blood. “We’ve got a noose if you want to hang around,” he jeers, “maybe some torture to tousle your hair.” He sounds as if he’d have difficulty hanging wallpaper… “