🎵 How Good Are They Really 🎵 Slayer

Let’s just get this over and fucking done with.

Pavement do pretty well

Artist Rating
Aretha Franklin 4.64
Nina Simone 4.57
Neil Young 4.48
Miles Davis 4.42
Talking Heads 4.39
R.E.M. 4.38
Beastie Boys 4.36
Otis Redding 4.34
The Velvet Underground 4.33
David Bowie 4.31
The Beatles 4.31
Pixies 4.30
Leonard Cohen 4.30
The Cure 4.28
Björk 4.27
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 4.22
Marvin Gaye 4.21
Aphex Twin 4.18
PJ Harvey 4.17
Stevie Wonder 4.17
Nirvana 4.15
Joy Division 4.15
Radiohead 4.13
The Supremes 4.13
Pavement 4.12
Prince 4.11
Wu-Tang Clan 4.11
Nick Drake 4.10
Elliott Smith 4.09
Pulp 4.08
Public Enemy 4.08
Sonic Youth 4.08
Sleater-Kinney 4.08
Kate Bush 4.07
OutKast 4.07
Portishead 4.03
Super Furry Animals 4.03
Black Sabbath 4.03
MF DOOM 4.01
Bob Dylan 3.97
Kendrick Lamar 3.97
Low 3.96
The Beach Boys 3.93
Jimi Hendrix 3.93
LCD Soundsystem 3.92
Joni Mitchell 3.89
Massive Attack 3.89
Bruce Springsteen 3.84
The Clash 3.77
Pet Shop Boys 3.76
Blondie 3.73
Bright Eyes 3.71
Rage Against The Machine 3.71
The Ramones 3.67
ABBA 3.66
Kanye West 3.65
Arcade Fire 3.64
Blur 3.61
The Smiths 3.57
Beyoncé 3.54
Yeah Yeah Yeahs 3.54
Carly Rae Jepsen 3.51
The Chemical Brothers 3.49
Bob Marley & The Wailers 3.48
Jeff Buckley 3.47
Idlewild 3.42
Madonna 3.40
Manic Street Preachers 3.39
Fleetwood Mac 3.39
Toots & The Maytals 3.35
The White Stripes 3.34
Supergrass 3.32
Hole 3.31
The Smashing Pumpkins 3.30
Suede 3.30
Elton John 3.28
The Pogues 3.28
Kylie Minogue 3.27
The Specials 3.26
Sugababes 3.22
Rihanna 3.19
The Prodigy 3.18
Led Zeppelin 3.16
Ash 3.16
Pink Floyd 3.15
Taylor Swift 3.14
Jay-Z 3.14
Arctic Monkeys 3.14
Interpol 3.12
TLC 3.12
Los Campesinos! 3.10
The Rolling Stones 3.09
Destiny’s Child 3.05
Primal Scream 3.04
The Strokes 3.03
Elvis Presley 3.02
Weezer 2.97
Amy Winehouse 2.95
Girls Aloud 2.93
Frank Sinatra 2.92
Lizzo 2.86
Belle And Sebastian 2.85
Britney Spears 2.85
Metallica 2.81
Green Day 2.81
Madness 2.80
The Jam 2.75
Basement Jaxx 2.75
Oasis 2.71
Whitney Houston 2.69
The Sex Pistols 2.63
Lady Gaga 2.61
Queen 2.60
Billy Joel 2.57
U2 2.55
Biffy Clyro 2.48
Dire Straits 2.43
Bloc Party 2.41
Eminem 2.38
Mariah Carey 2.32
The Killers 2.22
The Who 2.22
Blink-182 2.21
Adele 2.05
Kings Of Leon 2.01
Red Hot Chili Peppers 1.90
The Spice Girls 1.81
Stereophonics 1.74

And now, without further ado… Slayer.

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3 Likes

Album

  • Show No Mercy
  • Hell Awaits
  • Reign In Blood
  • South Of Heaven
  • Seasons In The Abyss
  • Divine Intervention
  • Undisputed Attitude
  • Diabolus In Musica
  • God Hates Us All
  • Christ Illusion
  • World Painted Blood
  • Repentless

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Single

  • Black Magic
  • Hell Awaits
  • Raining Blood
  • Angel Of Death
  • Postmortem
  • Necrophobic
  • Criminally Insane
  • South Of Heaven
  • Mandatory Suicide
  • War Ensemble
  • Dead Skin Mask
  • Spirit In Black
  • Seasons In The Abyss
  • Dittohead
  • Serenity In Murder
  • I Hate You
  • Stain Of Mind
  • Bloodline
  • Disciple
  • Cult
  • Eyes Of The Insane
  • Jihad
  • Psychopathy Red
  • Hate Worldwide
  • World Painted Blood
  • Implode
  • When The Stillness Comes
  • Repentless
  • You Against You
  • Pride In Prejudice

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Absolutely lost it typing those song titles out btw, these are fucking grown adult men :smiley:

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Bunch of daft nazis

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‘Mandatory Suicide’. ‘War Ensemble’. ‘Pride In Prejudice’. These are very very funny to me.

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Pride in prejudice in zombies

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Never knowingly heard. Abstain.

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In enjoyed Jimmy Watkins’s (ex-Future Of The Left) running review of Reign In Blood a little while back.

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It’s 1/5 from me. Thrash is a genre I really can’t stand, before anyone starts I’ve heard enough Slayer to know thanks and there’s something quite embarrassing about the whole thing.

Funky caving to peer pressure, hate to see it.

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I’ve not heard enough slayer to have an opinion but those song titles are fucking hilarious and the amount of ‘Where’s slayer!!??’ in every other thread is making it a nailed on 1. Without knowingly hearing a note. Good work dis

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Can’t see Tormentor on there so can’t vote for their best song

homophobic, trump-supporting nazis at that

1/5

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Part of the reason I did this was to hit the 1 tbh.

Be funny when they get 1.28 or something.

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I barely knew 'er

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Suspect they will not be my sort of thing and from a distance they reek of ‘i listen to this to upset my mum’ sort of teenage defiance.

Will give them a wee listen, and I’ll undoubtedly recognise some of their stuff from catching snippets over the years, but will probably abstain.

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Seasons In The Abyss :smiley: @thewarn what is the pattern of seasons in the abyss please?

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I mean, they’re fine ultimately, but I can’t remember the last time I chose to listen to them. 3/5 maybe. I don’t really know