this is welcome

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Obviously everyone confuses them with steeleye span but am i the only one to confuse both of them with stealers wheel as well?

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steely dan never made a song remotely as cool as stuck in the middle with you

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Yes

Yes. But only because of Baker Street.

Like, I know you don’t like them, but steely Dan do this in spades. SPADES I tell ya. Scuzzy, dark, seedy lyrics. Smoother than silk production. It’s literally why I love them so much.

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scuzzy AND classy you say

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Shower cans > Steely Dans

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Tom waits first three records are scuzzy and classy

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Not for me clive. You can have all the mildly prickly lyrics you like but if it’s produced with the slickness of an oil spill on an ice rink it’s just not got the holy-fuck-what-is-happening-in-my-life grit I need in a shower song.

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they are like a 70s analog for Pulp who also happen to be the best band of the 90s

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This score has left a few of you reeling

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IN THE YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

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like the smoothness is intentionally in service of highlighting the sleaze and patheticness of the characters in the same way. Pulp would be crap if they were an angry punk band and all the pop sheen was stripped away, same with Steely Dan although of course the musicianship is leagues better with Steely Dan.

Love Steely but what an AWFUL album cover to the Royal Scam eh?

Its like they hired the guy that did Neil Young’s Zuma album cover.

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It’s a bit Banksy innit

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Glad we finally managed to think of a bad thing about them

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Everything must go’s cover is truly awful. 5 mins with stock images and ms paint - yeah, that’ll do

Score’s obviously too low but felt it coming. This thread has been a treat though, one of my fave HGATR’s

Had the Dan on repeat for the past two days too. Got a road trip next week and you better believe i am adding lots of these to the playlist :+1:t2:

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAAARRRR?

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Everyone who doesn’t like Steely Dan can enjoy that they scored below 4.

Everyone who likes Steely Dan can enjoy that they scored only 0.01 away from 3.30, the Actual Best Score.

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