- Probably the greatest person who’s ever done it, tbhumble
- Better than most
- Bang average
- Worse than most
- No idea why they haven’t fired me yet
I reckon I’m pretty average. I’m never going to be patent twat of the year, but holy fuck am I less bad at a bunch of stuff than certain colleagues who are doing alright for themselves, so it’s fine.
My real strength is exuding a quiet air of competence that makes appraisals a doddle and gets me a quiet life.