Hereâs a helpful, non-exhaustive list of irrelevant talking points in reviewing this album:
Liam and Noel acting like utter morons, the NME, Blur and why you think theyâre better, football hooligans, Post-Britpop awfulness, monobrows, (Whatâs the Story) Morning Glory?, parka-monkeys, being funny in interviews, omnipresence and why your brain canât handle it, Kasabian, Noelrock, lad culture, gateway music, saying âmad fer itâ, subpar live performances, bucket hatted bellends, The Libertines, why wishing people died from AIDS is naughty, Manchester City, proper haircuts, taking drugs and being rock stars, Wonderwall, harbouring secret hate for the band because people you dislike like the band, calling your brother a potato, Andy Bell, the north vs the south, nostalgia, you not getting tickets for Knebworth, why Knebworth was actually shit, slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannonballâŚ