How is it not 5pm yet

banal

#1

sake


#2

you just desperate to find out if prince philip has died?


#3

i just want to go home

:sweat:


#4

that’s embargoed til june 31


#5

think ima go at four


#6

its 3 minutes to 5.


#7

Oh poor you finishing at 5pm. 9-6 here.


#8

ah, did som get that job in the buckingham palace pr department? good for him!


#9

Final day of school today so time goes slowly everywhere. Treaclised time.


#10

Is Phillip dead where you are?


#11

genuinely thought oh it MUST be 4.45pm about 5 mins ago

awful


#12

I just had a pitta that claimed to have ancient grains. What a load of shite.


#13

Boss working from home today. Bearing in mind he could, if he was arsed, tell if I sloped off an hour early.

  • Stay until five like you ought to
  • Why are you even asking

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#14

Announcrd through the liner notes of the new My Vitriol album out that day.


#15

ooh loads of breads say that these days don’t they

how old do you reckon is ancient?


#16

It’s 5 pm somewhere

#madeuthink


#17

And is that grain ancient, the one in the bread or has that strain of bread been around for ages? Because I would wager a lot of shit has been round for quite a while.


#18

Just booked a flight to arrive in Thailand. The airline’s suggested activity?

Too soon Thailand, too soon


#19

this day is grinding like an analogy in a metaphor


#20

Have to collect my new glasses from my opticians after work. Their office is in town, a twenty-five minute walk away. I clock off at five. Their office closes at half-five. Will I make it there in time?

  • Yes m9, you’re a fast walker, you can do it.
  • Don’t bother, pick them up tomorrow instead.

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