How is your sneeze?

eggs

#1

Some people have a massive sneeze, some people don’t.

I tried to abandon this hours ago because there’s probably a reason for people doing big sneezes but it won’t let me. So blame the site for any insensitivity and not me.


#2

Probably 6/10 on the Sneezometer dB Scale™

Moves up to 8.5/10 if it’s my fourth or more in a row.


#3

Mine is very loud and obnoxious, it runs in the family. My gran (RIP) used to sound like she was shouting HIROSHIMA.


#4

have you ever had 8 in a row? apparently you jizz yourself silly


#5

there’s always a cough involved when I sneeze, so it’s pretty loud


#6

Awesome (in the true sense of the word)


#7

Massive. Usually quite dry, but very loud. And very satisfying.


#8

I was filling up the (ground white) pepper pots at my old job (hotel) a while back… easily two dozen. I can confirm no spaffing of pants was had that day.


#9

not guffs, sneezes.


#10

Sorry, I thought you said orgasms.


#11

People with really loud sneezes need to fucking sort it out