How JON ARBUCKLE are you?

Is your birthday in July?

  • Yes
  • No

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Are your eyes green?

  • Yes
  • No

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Are you attracted to any vets (animal type, not war)?

  • Yes
  • No

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Do you have bad fashion sense?

  • Yes
  • No

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Are you lonely?

  • Yes
  • No

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Are you frugal?

  • Yes
  • No

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Do you have any pets?

  • Yes
  • No

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Is your favourite colour red?

  • Yes
  • No

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Do you like polka music?

  • Yes
  • No

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Have you ever played Guess the Burp?

  • Yes
  • No

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Count up the number of questions you answered YES to, and then select your result in the following poll

  • 0-3 - I am NOT Jon Arbuckle
  • 4-7 - I am A BIT Jon Arbuckle
  • 8-9 - I am PRETTY MUCH Jon Arbuckle
  • 10 - I AM Jon Arbuckle

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This is a great series

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Thanks for this, but it turns out I’m not Jon either.

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90% sure i’m nermal

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Honestly can’t remember the last time I wasn’t attracted to a vet. I can think of at least five I’ve seen in recent years over two practices and they’ve all made me swoon kind of a lot. That said I don’t remember that being the case when i lived in a city so maybe it’s a rural vet thing idk.

Vets :heart_eyes:

Also I don’t know who this is.

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I had some lovely thick fluffy grey socks once that I would refer to as my ‘nermal socks’, which is funny because nermal sounds like thermal, but no one ever got it so I stopped.

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i’ve got an entire rural-vet ‘wing’ of my family :smiley: a proud tradition in the midlands

  • They didn’t get it
  • They got it, but were entirely unmoved by it

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Hi.

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waggles eyebrows in heavily rain blasted barbour jacket