How long do you reckon it would take you to...

Walk 1 (one) mile

  • Less than 5 mins
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Gift wrap a 32" boxed television

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Shower to your usual level of cleanliness and change into a full business suit (from a nude start)

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People who say ‘I walk really quickly’ are the very worst humanity has to offer.

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Eat 10 (ten) ‘jumbo’ sausage rolls

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I do walk fairly quickly, but I’d never say it.

That’s acceptable.

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I’m glad.

people saying they can do a mile in 5 minutes just off pace for the 5k world record there.

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I walk really quickly and I say the words “I walk really quickly” with every syllable corresponding to one pace whilst doing so.

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Find your passport, starting from sitting on your sofa

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Could do it in less than five seconds if I had to.

You don’t.

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Phew. I’ll stay in work then.

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hot or cold? would pay good money to see you try and down 10 hot ones in less than 5 minutes. or cold for that matter.

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Alright Jason Bourne

I walk really quickly.

Get quite irked if someone makes me break pace as well.

you’re a very important business person with important business to get to, we get it.

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never agreed with anything more. settle down knobhead, nothing is worth walking quickly for

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Lukewarm. I could definitely do it. One every 30 seconds.

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I probably need to poo. Or am worried that I’ll need to poo soon.

oh stop it, you! :flushed:

Genuinely just don’t like walking slowly, unless I’m having a nice chat with people as I do.

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