How long do you reckon it would take you to...

hmm, i think id feel better clenching and taking my time still

eat a luke warm ‘the beast’ sized west cornwall pasty co pasty

best picture I can find to give you sense of its size

  • < 1 min
  • < 2 mins
  • < 3 mins
  • < 4 mins
  • < 5 mins
  • 5 mins plus
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Drink 3 (three) pints of either Heineken lager or Thatchers Gold cider

  • Less than 5 mins
  • 5-10 mins
  • 10-30 mins
  • Longer

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under a minute. and I’m somewhat confident in that.

Nah, after the second one you’d get too gassy and need a break.

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bollocks.

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get out of my way, dawdler

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↑ These people, people.

AKA Tories

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You’re not impressing anyone you know.

bollocks I’m not.

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Walk to your designated polling station

  • Less than 5 mins
  • 5-10 mins
  • 10-30 mins
  • Longer

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Longer as I’m at work, be much less if I were at home.

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how can you say you could eat 10 JUMBO sausage rolls in under 5 minutes, but 3 pints in a minute is somehow outrageous.

how can you?

sausage rolls aren’t fizzy

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no, but they’re hot, greasy and really stodgy. an impossible task.

The sausage rolls are easy to eat though, more than 1 1/2 pints in one gulp and you’ll have to take a break.

They’re lukewarm you ignorant fuck.

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the grease means they slide down really easy

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oh, i’ll have to will I?

i’m coming to devon with 3 pints. you get your rolls ready.

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