hmm, i think id feel better clenching and taking my time still
eat a luke warm ‘the beast’ sized west cornwall pasty co pasty
best picture I can find to give you sense of its size
- < 1 min
- < 2 mins
- < 3 mins
- < 4 mins
- < 5 mins
- 5 mins plus
Drink 3 (three) pints of either Heineken lager or Thatchers Gold cider
- Less than 5 mins
- 5-10 mins
- 10-30 mins
- Longer
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under a minute. and I’m somewhat confident in that.
Nah, after the second one you’d get too gassy and need a break.
bollocks.
get out of my way, dawdler
↑ These people, people.
AKA Tories
You’re not impressing anyone you know.
bollocks I’m not.
Walk to your designated polling station
- Less than 5 mins
- 5-10 mins
- 10-30 mins
- Longer
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Longer as I’m at work, be much less if I were at home.
how can you say you could eat 10 JUMBO sausage rolls in under 5 minutes, but 3 pints in a minute is somehow outrageous.
how can you?
sausage rolls aren’t fizzy
no, but they’re hot, greasy and really stodgy. an impossible task.
The sausage rolls are easy to eat though, more than 1 1/2 pints in one gulp and you’ll have to take a break.
They’re lukewarm you ignorant fuck.
the grease means they slide down really easy
oh, i’ll have to will I?
i’m coming to devon with 3 pints. you get your rolls ready.