How long do you reckon it'll be until companies get naming rights for weather events and natural disasters?

Can’t wait for Storm KFC Bargain Bucket and Hurricane Big Mac

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this thread was inspired by me misreading Hurricane Lorenzo as Hurricane Lucozade

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Alright, David Foster Wallace

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i’ve never been able to get over the location for Muhammad Ali’s funeral

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The vast majority of NFL stadiums have awful sponsors now:

“Dignity Health Sports Park” ffs

What companies would benefit from being associated with a natural disaster though?

Probably never because storms are named so that they’re easy to follow on the news and more recently on social media. Don’t think Big Food would want all that storm nonsense overshadowing their precious content.

BP

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Durex Earthquakes: have your world rocked.

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Rename their whole range from Tremor to CATACLYSM

‘You are about to enter - THE SUBDUCTION ZONE’

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U-Haul Hurricanes: moving your house has never been easier

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Sorry, I’m laughing at disasters.

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It’s all that’s left to do. Also, I now know there’s a rich, rich seam of knobbing paraphenalia/crisis geology jokes to be made

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The RealFeel heatwave

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all publicity is good publicity

brand recognition though

Robert Smith’s Nuclear Plant Meltdown

*cock whirled

Fucking hell mate, have a bit of respect.

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