Can’t wait for Storm KFC Bargain Bucket and Hurricane Big Mac
this thread was inspired by me misreading Hurricane Lorenzo as Hurricane Lucozade
Alright, David Foster Wallace
i’ve never been able to get over the location for Muhammad Ali’s funeral
The vast majority of NFL stadiums have awful sponsors now:
“Dignity Health Sports Park” ffs
What companies would benefit from being associated with a natural disaster though?
Probably never because storms are named so that they’re easy to follow on the news and more recently on social media. Don’t think Big Food would want all that storm nonsense overshadowing their precious content.
Durex Earthquakes: have your world rocked.
Rename their whole range from Tremor to CATACLYSM
‘You are about to enter - THE SUBDUCTION ZONE’
U-Haul Hurricanes: moving your house has never been easier
Sorry, I’m laughing at disasters.
It’s all that’s left to do. Also, I now know there’s a rich, rich seam of knobbing paraphenalia/crisis geology jokes to be made
The RealFeel heatwave
all publicity is good publicity
brand recognition though
Robert Smith’s Nuclear Plant Meltdown
Fucking hell mate, have a bit of respect.