How long do you reckon you could pretend to someone that you're

lies
tricks
magic
pretend

#1

really good at magic tricks without them working it out?


#2

My niece and nephew think I’m really good at magic tricks because they got me a magic kit for my birthday one year after I wowed them with the one card trick I know at Christmas a few days before.


#3

i am really good at magic tricks though, so…


#4

Until the saw drew blood, probably.


#5

Oh well this thread doesn’t apply to you if you’re actually good at them


#6

What trick was it?


#7

I can do a fairly rudimentary guess-what-card-I-showed-you-without-appearing-to-have-looked-at-it trick


#8

How’s it done? Mirrors? Cameras?


#9

The greatest trick Aggpass ever played was pretending he wasn’t good at magic


#10

I can put my fingers in my pocket and when I pull them out they smell of cheese.


#11

Pocketwatch?


#12

If you want to. I could take your pants off at the same time?


#13

It’s done by ensuring I draw the card from the bottom of the pack with my thumb whilst appearing to stop midway through the pack to show them what they think is a card from the middle of the pack but is actually the card from the bottom of the pack which I have slid out with my thumb and also I’ve looked to see what the card at the bottom of the pack is already.


#14

You filthy liar!


#15

I have done a different variant where I have hidden a duplicate card in their pockets before doing the trick and wowed them by saying “I think I’ve messed up here actually, I’m not sure I can find your card after all, can you check your pockets?” and they fucking love it.


#16

You’re a good uncle


#17

Not a good enough Uncle to have actually opened the magic set they got for me to learn more tricks to wow them


#18

You’re out of the circle for that pal