If he’d been on a quicker, drop handlebarred bike he may have avoided the #eggs
first’un hasn’t got any pedals on you dumb twat
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Or a carbon fork and then he could’ve whipped them up and made a delicious omelette.
UTI
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Deeply shit
This isn’t a Nike advert
If you must egg someone (and sometimes you must) it needs to be funny - like a Tory MP or Gregg Wallace or someone. Not an innocent person and not to the extent where you might cause them physical harm.
more like Egg Wallace!
Yessss!
“Michael Gove? More like Michael EGG”
“Farage? More like FarEGG”