How long do you think it would take to relearn how to ride a bike, if you hadn't ridden a nike for 20 years?

If he’d been on a quicker, drop handlebarred bike he may have avoided the #eggs

first’un hasn’t got any pedals on you dumb twat

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Or a carbon fork and then he could’ve whipped them up and made a delicious omelette.

UTI

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Deeply shit :frowning:

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This isn’t a Nike advert

If you must egg someone (and sometimes you must) it needs to be funny - like a Tory MP or Gregg Wallace or someone. Not an innocent person and not to the extent where you might cause them physical harm.

more like Egg Wallace!

Yessss!

“Michael Gove? More like Michael EGG”
“Farage? More like FarEGG”

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