How many apples has Joke got in his house, right now?

I’m going to guess five

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This thread is going to get me through a tough day at work. Something nice to think about. Something to look forward to.

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I think that’s a solid guess.

Not that you need my affirmation.

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You bloody lunatic.

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Can I report someone contacting me through alternative means to directly ask how many apples I have? Is that in the spirit of this brainteaser?

Trying to decide in my head if he’d have apple sauce in his fridge. Just not sure at all.

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I hope the answer isn’t zero, so you have a nice apple to enjoy after you have revealed the answer.

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Why?

No it is not.

What a bastard.

Who has fifteen apples in their house?

What is he Johnny Appleseed?

Not gonna out them, it’d be unfair, I don’t want to be responsible for someone being cancelled

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Ok, fair enough, there’s a resemblance. I withdraw my objection.

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Think I have more currently.

Anyway, I think @AQOS has 7 excellent apples.

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Joke may have bought a sack of apples or he may live near an apple tree

That’s a terrible thing to do, although you have to admit does show a certain ingenuity

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How dare you come back at me with perfectly reasonable suggestions?

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I’m known for my perfect reasonableness

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Hmm

Has anyone said “Two” yet?

I’d like to guess two. Two apples for Joke.

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