How many belts do you have?

belts
beltup
trousers
legs
waist

#1

has this been done before? yep…and probably by me

I have two - one for leisure and one smart one, for when I’m up in front of the beak on some trumped up charges of horse slavery


#2

Just the one, it’s a load of shite as well.


#3
  1. One brown, one black.

#4

2, obviously


#5

1 brown but


#6

Lick my pussy and my crack


#7

One. The buckle is reversible so it can be black or brown!!

It is the single greatest invention in the history of the human race.


#8

oh my


#9

I had one of those! It was a good belt.


#10

None.


#11

Sounds a bit Tory that pal.


#12


#13

I have two: a black smart one for my suit trousers and a black fabric one for jeans.


#14

sounds like you’re talking about your dead cat or something


#15

called belt. belt the cat


#16

*phones the RSPCA *


#17

how do you keep up your trousers when you’re doing the irish dancing?


#18

2 x black
1 x tan
1 x brown
1 x plaited brown
1 x white
1 x red


#19

here he is! the only chaps likely to get close to this figure are @elthamsmateowen and @fitzcarraldo , the stylish cunts!


#20

1 x black

Probably had it for the best part of a decade, I’ll be sorry to see it go when the time comes.