How many goals could you save

Does it count if they hit the post or twat it over the bar? Cause I could get those ones.

  • Yeah at least one
  • No, of course not

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Just stand still for every one, probably catch a panenka.

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Do they know I’m not a keeper, and do they get to see the previous penalties?

If not I’d back myself to stand still and save 2 or 3 who go straight down the middle. Otherwise 0

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Have to pray for one of these

Do you believe in a full tennis match against Serena Williams tomorrow you could score one or more points?

  • Yes
  • No

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Maybe if she did a double fault

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Probably save all of them tbh

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Game - absolutely not
Match - still not but there’d be a slim chance of a fluke/double fault from her

Against a pro-snooker player, how many balls do you reckon you could pot?

  • At least one
  • Have you seen the size of an actual snooker table? They’re bigger than my flat

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You get to pick an Olympic event, and pick any current olympian to compete against. Do you think you could win anything?

  • Yes
  • No

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Who would win in a game of football on a full size pitch?

  • You, on your own
  • 11 5-year olds

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That’s her giving you the point not you scoring it

If Stuart Binny bowled 50 balls at you as batsperson, how many do you think wouldn’t hit the wicket?

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  • 1
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  • 11-49
  • 50

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Not sure what this one is about so just I went with one end of the scale.

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I’d back myself against one of the massive throwing lads over a marathon

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You’re in a tournament and next up you’re up against Bobby Fischer. Do you think you’d be able to land a single punch?

  • Yes
  • No

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Figure I get one lucky one in 40 on-target penalty strikes. Long odds but I’ll take it.

Similarly snooker is a slow game and I reckon I get one red. I have played on a full sized table @hip_young_gunslinger and chiefly in my recollection it wasn’t the size that surprised it was how light the balls were if you’re used to pool.

Unforced errors still count

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Yes but the question was whether you could score a point.

I could maybe backstroke better than a power lifter or something.