This is after David DeGea’s performance in the Europa League final, and the stats gurus finding out that he had conceded 40 penalties in a row (so none missed the target).
The last one he saved was in April 2016
If they knew that I wasn’t a topflight keeper, I’d back professional players to score against me every time, as they’d just place it into the bottom corner, and I’d never be able to reach it. If they didn’t know, then I think a few of them would just go for power down the middle of the goal, and I’d maybe be too slow to move and stop one or two of them.
Should have specified this is limited to proper events. I could obviously beat the posh horse dancing dickheads at absolutely everything. Probably beat them at horse dancing if I fancied it