would be very tiring running away for a whole round

I’ve tried it on a treadmill - no more than 400m for me.

I know someone that said he’d win a game against Federer. He would not accept it when I said he’d not even win a point.

I’d be able to kick a 35 yard field goal off a tee (American Football) in 10 tries
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this seems very easy.
no disrespect to your sporting culture

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I tried it recently and hit my third one. But missed all the others, if you have a good soccer background probably not that difficult but harder than I expected.

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I reckon I could beat quite a few Olympic athletes at the road cycling time trial, as long as they weren’t actually cyclists and probably not track & field athletes too. Dunno how much strength and stamina carries between disciplines, really

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I’d be able to get up in 10 seconds or less if an Australian Rules footballer had a 20 yard full sprint head start coming straight at you
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Thinly veiled ā€œI know Andy Murrayā€ brag.

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ā€œI showered and came out of the locker room and Jose Mourinho was there standing in the hallway. He just gave me a hug, he didn’t say anything, he just hugged me. That made me feel a little bit better,ā€ Murray recalled.

Just when you think life is cruel enough, it inserts Jose Mourinho into your life just for the giggles.

i’d be good at being the ā€˜draft excluder’ in a football wall

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Always knew I needed to keep in @shrewbie’s good books. I just pretend to like tennis, just so he doesn’t duff me up for fun.

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I have said more because I don’t think I’d ever actually have time to move before any point was won.

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Yeah to be fair I reckon I could just stand there laughing until the score was… whatever the winning score is.

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Could have a go off the big board and do a dive

  • Literally like falling off a plank isn’t it
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Mate I wouldn’t even make it up the steps.

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Plus also, if you belly flop off a 10m board don’t you just basically die?

Pencil dive with finger and thumb pinching my nose.

Nil points from the judges.

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Don’t know. I mean just jump I guess, least it’s over quick not like running thousands of metres.

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Something I kind of want to do, just once in my life, but it’s just all my height phobias crystallised into one perfect scenario.

Plus I’m also a shit swimmer.