I own about 10 pairs of shoes a mixture of plimsoles, trainers, sandals, heeled court shoes and boots

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I won a pair of these last week. They’ve literally just sat in the box since. Probs end up being a giveaway.

yeah, probably best not to leave the house wearing those, maaaaan

That looks like someone took a black pair of trainers, drank the contents of a glowstick, and then threw up on their feet.

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Might sign up for Tough Mudder or whatever. Look exactly the type of wankerthons those are designed for.

fuck, forgot a couple:

1 x Gola brown things
1 x New Balance running shoes
1 x Puma 917s

2 x work/formal (1 brown, 1 black)
2 x running
3 x football (metal studs, moulded, indoor)
1 x golf
2 x casual boots
1 x casual shoes
2 x casual trainers
1 x deck shoes
1 x vans knock-offs
1 x flip-flops

16 total

11 x black or grey boots of various designs
1 x blades football boots
1 x astro football boots
1 x indoor football boots
1 x snowboard boots
1 x Adidas Samba
1 x Adidas Superstar
1 x Crocs
1 x flipflops
1 x creepers
1 x Le Chameau wellies

1 x brown suede boots
1 x tan suede boots
1 x white suede shoes
1 x brown suede shoes
2 x blue suede shoes
1 x black shoes
2 x brown shoes
1 x nike air max
1 x dunlop freen flash
4 x converse all stars ( 2 x white, 1 x red, 1 x black)

In summary i have lots of suede shoes considering i live in a rather rainy city

not as many as most people in here but still too many
gonna give some to the refugees

1 x formal brogues (brown, Doc Martins)
1 x winter boots (brown, Doc Martins For Life)
1 x Wellies (green, Dunlop)
1 x sandals (brown, Birkenstocks)
1 x flipflops (make unknown)
1 x running shoes (Karimoor)
1 x astroturf football boots (Adidas)
1 x Stan Smiths (green)
1 x Nike Air Max (black and white, falling apart)
1 x Slippers (J Crew)
1 x Original Converse (Black)
1 x Converse II (Red)

feet haven’t grown since i was 13, have held on to pretty much every pair of shoes i’ve had since then that haven’t completely fallen apart.

trainers (11 pairs; wear about 4 of them regularly)
4 x new balance 574s (3 suede, 1 leather - all relatively worn out)
1 x nike airmax (new-ish)
1 x nike airmax thea (worn out)
1 x roche ones (worn about four times)
1 x nike sneakerboots (worn once)
1 x gola gym/running trainers
1x hand-me-down nike high tops (completely worn out)
1 x converse low tops (never wear, have had for 10 years)

shoes and boots (7 pairs; wear 2 regularly)
1 x dm black shoes (wear every week)
1 x new look black leather boots (chloé susan inspired, re-heeled three times)
1 x vagabond black leather heeled chelsea boots (paid £70 for them. wish i could wear them more)
1 x grey leather flat ankle boots (haven’t worn for 4 years, lots of straps and buckles, i guess also chloé/toga inspired)
1 x matalan camel-coloured suede boots (marant-inspired, have not worn for 5 years)
1 x h&m wedges (margiela/pugh inspired, haven’t worn for 5 years)
1 x office knee-length black leather boots (have not worn for 6 years)

sandals (4 pairs, wear all but one regularly)
2 x pool sliders (one nike, one topshop)
1 x birkenstock rio 2 sandals
1 x h&m x swedish hasbeen sandals (worn once, when they first came out)

misc
1 x no-brand wellies (black)
1 x slippers

oh and:
1 x pair of preds, first editions no less
1 x golf shoes

3 x trainers
1 x brown leather

25ish pairs of nike trainers (various air max, air max 90s, vintage elites)
1 x pair of redwing boots
2 x desert boots
2 x broges
2 x derbies
3 x football boots

1 x Work Shoes (Clarks)
1 x DMs (10 hole in black)
1 x DM Desert Boots
1 x Converse in grey
1 x Asics Rugby Boots
3 x Saucony Running Shoes (one pair to be binned)
1 x New Balance in burgundy
1 x Adidas Golf Shoes
1 x Flip Flops

A quick count up reveals about 45 pairs. I had a clearout recently too, sold a 25 year old hardly worn pair of black leather converse basketball boots to a Slayer fan in Chile. I have too many shoes, I know.

2x Pairs of Clarkes Original Desert boots (1 x light brown suede, 1x brown waxy leather)

4 x pairs of Vans (1 best, 1 a bit knackered, 1 covered in paint and used for decorarting, 1 with holes in, in locker at work for emergencies)

1x pair converse low tops camo

1x pair waterproof walking type shoes

1x pair of welly boots (cheap style)

1x pair of North Face “base camp” slippers - very knackered now, need replacing

2x pairs of flip flops

1x pair of “Road” cycling shoes

2x pairs of SPD/ MTB style cycling shoes

1x pair or winter/ waterproof MTB shoes

1x pair of running shoes

I own one pair of the following:

Wellies
Hiking boots
Tan desert boots
Black desert boots
Running shoes
Tennis shoes
Useless uncomfortable beach shoe things (like a rip-off of Toms)

1 x pair of faux leather boots
1 x pair of hiking boots
1 x pair of primark plimsolls
1 x pair of nike trainers